I have an Anki Vector — a little tank-tracked desk robot that used to answer questions, recognize faces, and generally act like it had a personality. Used to. Anki folded. Digital Dream Labs picked up the corpse and then folded too, and the cloud that made Vector more than a paperweight went into the ground with them. Ask him a question and you’d get a blank little OLED stare.
So I gave him a new brain — a Claude one, running entirely on hardware I own — and then I rooted him so it would stick. This is the whole build: from a dead robot to a self-hosted LLM with a root shell, and the one dumb JSON field that almost stopped all of it.
